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Dita Von Teese New Orleans Burlesque StripTease Performance
Dita Von Teese New Orleans Burlesque StripTease Performance
For one, I voted against this video because I rather disliked it. Didn't find it either remotely arousing (am a male), nor mildly entertaining, nor sift-worthy, partly because there's a similar performance of Von Teese here already.
I also strongly disagree with thepinky on many counts; however I would like to think I also understand reasons behind some of her opinions.
To not go into further detail, I will say this - I know more women than I could count (even some men, mind you) that have been sexually abused. To be more precise, the number's more than 20 at the least. More than one of them have been my girlfriends.
By the way - about a quarter of all the women in a Western society will have been sexually abused at some point during her life.
As a result of all this I have discussed the subject with many folks in great detail, many times over. Hence there's me feeling rather qualified saying:
1. Porn is in no more a reason behind sexual assaults than welsh kitties are. At best, and very seldom still, it might be an insignificant factor stimulating this kind of behaviour, however, most of the time, it does negate these desires, both in short and long-terms. Any assailant saying they were motivated by porn is obviously finding excuses; and if any psychologist is buying that crap, they need their diploma taken away from them ASAP.
2. Openness about sexuality is really the key to rehabilitation. Porn can, if anything, actually help victims of sexual abuse, even though it has to be a gradual process, but for one, it's a lot better than erotic novels. This is because of using fantasy when reading a book rather than direct visual stimuli in pornography - the former quite often has women readers picturing themselves in the stead of female protagonists and therefore being more likely to cause traumatic comparisons/flashbacks than the latter, in which one should feel a lot more disconnected from the people involved in the sexual act.
3... Ah, well, there are a lot more things I wanted to say. I will simply use this opportunity then, to implore LadyDeath to take cue from Zonbie and try and express herself with more eloquence in the future and to also try to be less aggressive. And, to also edit out that quotation of thepinky's comment. Please? That would be most kind.
The Morning After
legacy0100 is <strike>about to go</strike> goes *100 (Comedy Talk Post)
kronosposeidon
Second - How on Earth does anyone, you kp, of all people, interpret my expression of enjoyment of a video's ambient music as "admonishing you for doing an in-joke"? WTFBBQ, anyone?
Third - I don't think I need to remind you that when I renamed my video http://www.videosift.com/video/My-wife-TOTALLY-hates-it-when-I-do-this to "Why kronosposeidon is divorced", I specifically asked you for permission and it was you who suggested the title. And it wasn't a gay joke involving you and another user of the Sift. AND even if it had been, I still get to call STALE on something that's getting old; hell, having done it even raises one's qualification in telling whether something's becoming overused or not.
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
>> ^EDD:
If there's anything stale on the sift then that's someone else apart from kp or blankfist doing THEIR gay-pair jokes. Unfortunately that ain't the only reason for me to refrain from upvoting this. Sorry.
Come come, EDD. Why do you chastise Gunny (and blankfist and me) for using in-jokes, just like you admonished me for an using an in-joke in this instance, even though you felt comfortable using an in-joke about me when posting this video only a few weeks earlier?
If you don't like the video then that's fine. Hell, downvote it for all I care. But please don't take anyone to task for occasionally using an in-joke, especially when you've done it yourself.
Blankfist invites people over for a Friday night party
Second - How on Earth does anyone, you kp, of all people, interpret my expression of enjoyment of a video's ambient music as "admonishing you for doing an in-joke"? WTFBBQ, anyone?
Third - I don't think I need to remind you that when I renamed my video http://www.videosift.com/video/My-wife-TOTALLY-hates-it-when-I-do-this to "Why kronosposeidon is divorced", I specifically asked you for permission and it was you who suggested the title. And it wasn't a gay joke involving you and another user of the Sift. AND even if it had been, I still get to call STALE on something that's getting old; hell, having done it even raises one's qualification in telling whether something's becoming overused or not.
And MG - it's not a smackdown if someone else does it for you. And, sorry, "pwnwned" is not a smackdown, either
>> ^kronosposeidon:
>> ^EDD:
If there's anything stale on the sift then that's someone else apart from kp or blankfist doing THEIR gay-pair jokes. Unfortunately that ain't the only reason for me to refrain from upvoting this. Sorry.
Come come, EDD. Why do you chastise Gunny (and blankfist and me) for using in-jokes, just like you admonished me for an using an in-joke in this instance, even though you felt comfortable using an in-joke about me when posting this video only a few weeks earlier?
If you don't like the video then that's fine. Hell, downvote it for all I care. But please don't take anyone to task for occasionally using an in-joke, especially when you've done it yourself.
Fox News on Donkey Punch/Angry Pirate
This from a man who just sits there and laughs at what is said, take a good look, at first you can hear it and then he's shown sitting there giggling like a 5 year old. Then, when after some 10 seconds he manages to pull himself together, he actually acts as if he's SORT OF reprimanding the guy. What a fucking douche.
>> ^thinker247:
"You can't just say anything on the air!"
This from a man who mocked Jon Stewart's emotional return to television after the September 11th attacks.
Zombie prairie dog
military debarkation drill with some problems
kronosposeidon
Blankfist invites people over for a Friday night party
Heard any good jokes lately? (Possibly NSFW) (Comedy Talk Post)
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained,
"I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
Heard any good jokes lately? (Possibly NSFW) (Comedy Talk Post)
A 47-year-old bachelor decides to have a complete facial cosmetic surgery, just because his luck with the ladies is dwindling and, well, simply because he can.
After thousands of $$$ paid and several hours of hard surgical work, the procedure is complete and as the man inspects his new self in a mirror, behold! a miraculous visage! - even all the doctors agree this is the best decorative surgery they've ever seen.
As the man checks out of the hospital, he decides to treat himself for a walk. And just as he walks down the first street, ladies survey him with great interest and awkward smiles, some giggle and even blush - finally, the man knows what it's like being a male supermodel.
However, all that hospital food has him gone quite peckish, and our hero opts for masses as he sets foot in a McDonalds. Even sassy teens eye him over their trays of fast-food and the shy sales-girl cannot contain her obvious desire. Impressed with himself and with this newly-found self-esteem slash arrogance, the man asks her,
"Hey, how old do you think I am?"
"I don't know, 29, maybe?"
"No, wrong! I'm 47, actually. Ain't it cool?!"
And he walks off with much gusto and complacence.
As he finishes his meal, he decides it's high time to return to his humble abode, and with that, he leaves for a bus. On his way to the stop, a group of three girls are about to pass him in the opposite direction, all having eyed him with great interest, so he asks them, too:
"Ladies, will you take a guess at my age?"
"Well, OK. 31?" one of them is quick to reply.
"No way, he's more like 27-something". Another one says.
"Yeah, but I'm actually 47! Really, not kidding!"
And he strolls off to the lonely bus-stop. There, he spends a couple of minutes waiting by himself, until an elderly granny joins him. What the hell:
"Hey there! I bet you cannot guess my age."
"Well, sonny, I'd love to, but I'm afraid I might not be as good at this as I was in my youth."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you see, when I was a young and pretty lass, I used to have this talent-if a man was to ever let me suck his cock, I'd be able to tell his age with absolute accuracy. It never failed me, but now, it's been years since I last tried it..."
Well, it's a completely empty street, and the payoff would be boasting his good looks yet again-
"Well all right then."
After a not so quick bj which the old lady seems to have enjoyed immensely, she stands up, shakily, and exclaims "47"! to which the man is completely dumbstruck. After a long pause, he inquires,
"But... I mean, how does this work? How are you able to tell this, cause I don't look anything like 47..."
"Well, that's my bus right there, sonny, so I'll be straight with you - I was behind you in line at the McDonalds."
Heard any good jokes lately? (Possibly NSFW) (Comedy Talk Post)
"Well, don't you worry, sweety, we'll have saved enough money for the funeral in just a couple of days."
and another one on a similar note:
"Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna go to Australia..."
"You shut your mouth and keep digging!"
dag
In reply to this comment by dag:
I read recently that this is the shortest joke in the world:
"Pretentious? Moi?"