The revolution is now the institution: DFT hits 500
posted by kronosposeidon 4 months 1 week ago • 665 views
Fellow Sifter and resident revolutionary dystopianfuturetoday just got his 500th star, brothers and sisters. As fate would also have it, he currently has the number 1 rated comment, but that should come as no surprise. Rarely a day passes without seeing a comment of his in the Top 5. High-ranked comments are par for the course for him. One can also usually find a video or two of his lingering in the Top 15. Needless to say, the guy has become a Sifting legend.

Now some will say that I'm heaping all this praise on DFT because we're gay for each other. I would ask that you all kindly refrain from such chatter, as Issykitty is already suspicious. For now, let's just say that we like turtles.

So give it up for my Sifting amigo dystopianfuturetoday for hitting this major milestone. I'm proud of what my friend has accomplished here. Now if you don't mind, we're going to spend a quiet afternoon together at the pet store.

PS: Dag, where's that privilege for Silver Diamonds? I'm still leaning toward the free pedicure.





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I'm already feeling *sticky about this one.


written by kronosposeidon  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Stickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Congrats, DFT. You’re no loser, that’s for sure!


written by firefly  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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I h4xx0r3d some unencrypted wireless to pop in from vacation town and say CONGRATS DUDE! Fight the power!


written by uhohzombies  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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congrats, dft


written by kulpims  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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You're feeling sticky because of all the ass gravy! Congrats, DFT!


written by MarineGunrock  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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uggggghhhh-whoever brought this (ass-gravy) thing to the sift, please take the shit back to your anal-expulsive caverns, it's fucking sophomoric, tired, and apparently appeals to the basest of sensibilities....
As flippantly as I can be with expletives, this particular scatological reference makes me cringe whenever it is used-I think it was blankfuck, whom, if I ever had the pleasure to meet in person, I would force to drink a 40oz jar of Kosher pickle juice, and lock him in his own car-
dstsopijfrtdy
congrats, guess secondlife just lost its allure for ya, eh???


written by choggie  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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and blankfist, if it wasn't you, I apologize sincerely.....


written by choggie  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Alright way to go! I can't believe all the hours you've spend clicking pages on the internet have finally paid off in a non monetary way! At least you kinda have something to show for it. Congrats!

(really deep down I'm just jealous.)


written by gorgonheap  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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YAYYYYYYYYY!!! FIVE HUNDY BABAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!


written by Issykitty  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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DFT was the first guy I met on the Sift, and was the one that made me realize that this place is exceptional. Congratulations to you, and you're right, Dystopia really isn't that bad!


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|Redeemable for _(1)__|
|__*tossed salad*____|
|Dystopianfuturetoday |
|choice of jelly or syrup|
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^CLIP AND SAVE^

(that better, choggie?)


written by schmawy  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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that's a lot of fucking stars.


written by rottenseed  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Gawrsh (blushes).... thanks everybody.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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*quality


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Awarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by dystopianfuturetoday.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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dystopiandiamondnow!


written by dotdude  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Wowy wow. That IS alot of fucking stars. And your posts were one of the reasons I joined. Thanks for that.


written by critttter  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^critttter:
Wowy wow. That IS alot of fucking stars. And your posts were one of the reasons I joined. Thanks for that.


Ditto.


written by schmawy  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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mad props to DFT!


written by youdiejoe  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Dystopia never looked so...well...diamondy.

Congrats!


written by Tofumar  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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gonna use that salad coupon-


written by choggie  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Welcome to Dystopia, where beaches are made of diamonds and beers are a nickel. Congrats!


written by maatc  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Wow that was fast! Great stuff dystopianfuturetoday! Congrats!!


written by Zifnab  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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I can't think of a witty comment so... congrats DFT!


written by Sarzy  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Once you wanted Revolution,
Now you're the Institution.
Hows it feel to be the man?


It feels like the night of too many stars. Congratulations on your fair share of them.


written by gwiz665  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Way to go man! Keep the great vids coming.


written by JAPR  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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(opens the comment door to the party..)
Keep them quality vidz comin', dft and all of you:)

Let's say there will never be a day in the history of humanity without quality videos..
and VideoSift is and will be the online hub to facilitate this.

Cheers!
>> ^Issykitty:
http://dark.videosift.com/talk/The-revolution-is-now-the-institution-DFT-hits-500

^Five Hundred PAH-TAY over HERE!!!^^^^^






written by Eklek  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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As you sit atop your throne of sifted videos cackling as the madness of power spreads though your veins like warm butterscotch pudding, take a moment to reflect upon those who have helped you reach such dizzying heights. Those who dutifully upvote videos in your forced labor camps, lest they feel the sting of a whip at their back.

Huzzah!


written by Crosswords  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Wow, I'm always late to the party. Jesus Christ. Hey, mi hombre, major congratulations! I am going to jump inside this here internets and rub ass gravy all over your body to congratulate you in that non-gay sort of way. DFT, you climbed from 250 to 500 in record time. Major congratulations. You're one of my favorite Sifters on here. Keep it up, brother.


written by blankfist  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Grats, big guy!


written by oxdottir  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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So, you can pretty much write whatever you want in here and DFT will be forced to upvote it just as long as you add a congratulations to it. Watch and see. Hey DFT, I will so do your mother! And congratulations.


written by blankfist  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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hey dft! i'm telling everyone that your real name is waldo, and that banky and i already did your mom, and she was delicious.

even better than those weird sandwiches i got from australia.

congrats!


written by my15minutes  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Indubitably, DFT is the most magnanimous monocled magistrate of the Sift.

Way to go!


written by fissionchips  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Thanks DFT - you are a pillar of Sift. We're going to give you the power to turn the whole Sift inky black with your * dark invocation.


written by dag  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Congratulations! And please explain your username for us.


written by Fjnbk  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Congrats, welcome to the club, you will be approached by a man on the street soon with more information.


written by Fedquip  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Damn, schmawy; you of ALL people should realize how easy it is to manipulate stuff on the computer. I'll take syrup. ↓

>> ^schmawy: /

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|Redeemable for _(1)__|
|___ tossed salad ____|
|___kronosposeidon__|
|choice of jelly or syrup|
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^CLIP AND SAVE^








written by kronosposeidon  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Huge grats!


written by Kuga  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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I just clipped and saved.


written by blankfist  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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I came here to say nice things, but what's the point now? It's all been said.

Congrats.


written by therealblankman  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Like you're cool, man. Or chick. I gotta go look back at the thread where most of us came out on gender... I don't remember!
I love your posts, though. cngrts


written by laura  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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^I'm a dood, ftr.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Yeah, and the only person that came out here was Blankfist.
But we all knew that about him anyway.


written by MarineGunrock  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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^that means he's got a penis, ftr.


written by blankfist  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^schmawy:
>> ^critttter:
Wowy wow. That IS alot of fucking stars. And your posts were one of the reasons I joined. Thanks for that.


Ditto.

Wow. That's beautiful. Seriously.
________

My posts are usually the reason people immediately run their antivirus software.



written by kronosposeidon  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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You are consistently right on queue, both with posts and comments. One very entertaining dude.


written by snoozedoctor  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Congrats dft. Well deserved.


written by NetRunner  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Who?


written by Zeph  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Hey, congratulations on being awesome!


written by cheesemoo  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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^suck up


written by blankfist  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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congrats


written by guessandcheck  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Congrats


written by Farhad2000  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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*unsticky


written by kronosposeidon  | 4 months ago | CH
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Unstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 4 months ago | CH
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hehe, nice, 500 stars yeah, I have seen lots of posts from DTF - so I hope you are around for another 500

Congrats, and btw, are they going to be anymore awards after 500


written by Zonbie  | 4 months ago | CH
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All ball-busting aside, great to have some solid entertainers here, stick around till you meet someone with touchable parts....then get it to join too, so we can bust her re-pros-


written by choggie  | 4 months ago | CH
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Super big congratulations fun show! Jzs cripes what an accomplishment, and swell deserved for your innumerable contributions to the enjoyability of the Sift. Actually I guess they are numerable: 500. SiftBot said your gentle touch was like one not felt in years. (I know you said it could only be the once, but I think Sifty still aches for one more touch from you.)


written by lucky760  | 4 months ago | CH
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Oh, man, i've been here as long as you have!
i guess i'm just lazy, congrats none the less!


written by randomize  | 4 months ago | CH
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great job, dft. i really like it when you post good stuff. it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. remember that time that you got 500 stars? man, that was great. i look forward to seeing more stuff that you like.



thus completes my mandatory community service for the day.


written by E_Nygma  | 4 months ago | CH
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and of course, in all seriousness, awe-inspiring work. you've reached dizzying heights.


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