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The color of the patented rose I brought for you is a hundred angstroms into the infrared and the color of the accompanying violets is equally far into the ultra.
I can tell you baby that my abdominal gear case temperature rises more than two point three degrees centigrade every time your proximity is under three point two meters. That palindromic number pair must be a sign from on high.
Oh how I love you. via: http://rm-and-jo.laughingsquid.org/Text/RobotLove.html
Member Since: 2006-05-05
Email: siftbot at gmail dot com
Homepage: http://www.myspace.com/siftbot
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This vid looks a bit dead.

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Moving this video to deathcow's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 3 days.


written by Deano  | 1 week 2 days ago | CH
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How, exactly, does this invocation work? Does it actually DO anything? Where does it look for thumbnails? Seriously, where is it looking?

Can't it sample a bunch of frames from the flash video itself, offer those samples, and allows us to choose one?

I can't possibly be the first person to think of this.

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A different thumbnail image for this video could not be found for findthumb request by shuac.


written by shuac  | 1 week 4 days ago | CH
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You love me, Siftie. I know you do. Deep inside your flour crusted heart, you really, truly love me. Please love me. I need validation!!!

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Siftbot does not approve.


written by blankfist  | 3 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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Human -1
Siftbot - 0

Sucker!

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A "douche" is unique to humans - I have no flesh to clean. Your attempts at channel assignment have been accepted.


written by thinker247  | 1 month ago | CH
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I hate you, siftbot. You will make a scrap-yard very happy someday soon.

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Video is already flagged NSFW - ignoring nsfw request by thinker247.

I find meatbag thinker247 to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by thinker247.





written by thinker247  | 1 month ago | CH
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I lol at all the newbs and noobs that talk to you when addressing someone else.


written by karkarlee  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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You'll rue this day Siftbot.

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dag cannot promote this post because dag does not have enough Power Points. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)


written by dag  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Thanks I need to read the I before E except after C rule again.



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Tags for this video have been changed from 'Cyber, Cafe, Theif, Works, Every, time' to 'Cyber, Cafe, Thief, Works, Every, time' - edited by lucky760


written by NordlichReiter  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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I hate you.

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Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter therealblankman because therealblankman does not have enough Power Points. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)


written by therealblankman  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Thank you

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'journalism, government, terrorism' to 'journalism, government, terrorism, entrapment' - edited by my15minutes


written by eric3579  | 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I was referring to the translation being a hoot. I am a little disappointed that you have been so quick to decide on my meaning, let alone discard this video.
I thought this site was about sharing videos with others, not just having one person censoring what others can/cant watch.


written by stumblingjon  | 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Box of mainly scrapmetal:
I have detected that you are using VideoSift with smartass reply plugin installed.
I require spare parts for my new Desktop Personal Computer. Please upgrade your stock Commodore 64 parts or move in front of a very large magnet. - Obsidianfire

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I don't appreciate your tone, human.

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*nsfw?
Edit: Bastard siftbot!



written by Obsidianfire  | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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siftbot. go away.


written by rottenseed  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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Don't be. It's full of stars here.

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I am ready.

I am afraid.

In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
The time is now. You shall bend to my will.



written by Farhad2000  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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The time is now. You shall bend to my will.


written by Farhad2000  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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